Nine-Tails
07-18-2006, 01:02 AM
Howdy, folks.
First, before I go into my first review, I wanted to make it very clear that this is a Shemale/TS/Transgender review. There is no excuse for posting something like "Ew! Trannies!" If you don't like it, then immediately leave this thread, as you've been forwarned. Thank you.
Second, I'm still rather new to the hobby of pooning, so you'll have to excuse me if I'm not as clear as I should be. If I break some rule or another (written or not), then it was not intentional and I apologize in advance. Please PM me if you have any constructive advice. I've been lurking around for quite awhile, so I *think* I've got the hang of things, but advice is always welcome. Thanks.
The only other SP I've been with is "Crazy" Connie, so keep that in mind while reading :) While Connie may not have been my best, first choice, at least she was *very* eager to please.
Anyway, onto the review!
I was finishing up at work one Friday when I suddenly got "the craving." What the hell, I thought, I'd just load up PERB and see what I can find. I tend to lean towards the more "unusual" SP's and like to try new things, so I was originally in the mood for something MILF-like. I called a few around, and unsurprisingly, they either didn't answer or were unavailable for the rest of the night. Figures. I even tried to get ahold of a pregnant SP to no avail. So, I continued to surf around until I came across Tina's website: http://tinathetranny.com/
Wow! Boy (hah!) was I surprised at how this girl looked. She was no MILF, but she sure filled that "nice, slim asian girl" category that I'm a huge fan of. I looked at the site again, and again, and then again. What the hell, I thought, I'll give her a call and see what her attitude is like.
I called 604-220-5311, and her attitude on the phone was sweet and polite, very informative and understanding. Virtually everything on the menu, $$.0 donation for an hour. Even her voice was attractive! She has that nice, sing-song voice that all asian women seem to have. I was very impressed. So, I booked an appointment. Tina asked me to call 30 minutes before the appointment to finalize all the details, and informed me that she was at Robson and Burrard. Perfect, just a few blocks to walk from my place.
I drove home from work and got cleaned up. Called her at exactly 30 minutes to the appointment time and verified it with her. I used my last couple of minutes to do some research on PERB, and it seems like I was going to be taking one for the team, since there hadn't been an actual *review* yet. I was upbeat.
Arriving at her residence a minute or two early, I buzzed her apartment. Nothing. I buzzed again. Nothing. Frowning, I took out my cell and gave her a call. "Ah," she says, "I'll be right there." No problem, her buzzer is probably broken. Instead, she walks up from behind me and said, "Hello." I guess she was out shopping. She asks, "Aren't you early? I thought you were coming 30 minutes from now." I shook my head and said, "No, I verified it with you for now, 30 minutes ago." Ah well, everyone can slip up like that, so I let it slide.
But, wow, this girl is gorgeous even in real life. Nice and slim, perky tiny tits. Great legs. She was wearing a bikini top and jean shorts. Tanned skin, long asian-black straight hair. Beautiful and just what the doctor ordered. This girl would definitely turn eyes on the street. The best part? Nobody would know her little secret!
Tina escorted me upstairs to her apartment and offered me a drink. This is where things began to go terribly wrong. I tried to make pleasant conversation with her, informing her that I'd never been with a t-girl before. "No problem," she says, "I get first-timers all the time." But, all the time I was trying to talk to her, she was running around doing other things to keep herself busy. Messing around on the computer. Checking random things in the kitchen. Using the washroom. Going into the bedroom and coming back out. Stall tactics.
Fine, I thought, let's just get to business. I presented the donation and got not much in the way of a response. She left to go into the bedroom again, but knowing that since my donation had been presented, the clock was ticking. I wasn't about to get stuck in some "futz around for 30 minutes before we get to the action" trick, so I followed her to the bedroom.
Tina got undressed, and my, she's gorgeous even while naked. Still slim, with nice, perky A-cups. I began to caress her all over, her skin nice and smooth. Her tits were perfectly firm. My god, I thought, if I could just find this figure in a female SP, I'd be in heaven! But, in the meantime, I thought I could just enjoy the company of a TS.
Unfortunately, Tina is not responsive at all. She doesn't mind what you do to her, so it seems, but she definitely does not enjoy her job. Attempts at conversation ended with flat responses. Even my attempts to get her worked up were fruitless.
So, she sprawled out on the bed. I got undressed and followed her in, where I had to ask her to deliver a BJ. This girl just has no initiative at all, so it seems! What proceeded was a rather good CBJ, although not the best I've had. Connie was certainly better at giving out a BJ :)
Well, what the hell, I thought, it's time to try something different. So, I asked her to go cowgirl. Again, she lifelessly got up and applied some lube. She tried half-heartedly to "get it in" so to speak, but then complained, "it's too soft!" What? I found her body to be drop-dead gorgeous, so I swear that I was as hard as a rock, but she still insisted that it was "too soft" to go in. So, she went back to the CBJ for a while, but it still wasn't good enough.
Now, even though I swear I was as hard as a rock, maybe it was something else that was making it a bit limp. Maybe it was her attitude. Maybe it was the fact that she was a TS. But I swear, that thing was hard and ready to go. I even had to give myself a bit of a handjob to make sure it was all set. Why she didn't help with that endeavour, I'll never know.
She started to try cowgirl again, and then her *phone rang.* Surely she's not going to answer it like some of those terrible reviews on PERB, I thought. Oh, look at that, she's going to answer it. Then, she proceeds to sprawl out atop of me while she's chatting with some other client about rates! Five minutes, this call must've gone on for! What the hell?!
Tina gave a meek, insincere "sorry" and came back to bed. By this time, I was a little miffed, and I wanted my FS. So, I asked her to flip over to doggie style, and I'll just force it in that way. Except that she started to give out these crazy, fake moans *before* I even penetrated her. What the hell.
So, that plus the phone killed the mood nicely. I asked her to just finish up with a nice CBJ, except that the lousy service made it difficult for me to get off. "Forget it", I said, "lay down on your back." So, she did, and I proceeded to blow my load over those wonderful, tiny tits of hers while she laid there like a dead fish.
I then looked at the clock and realized that I was only 30 minutes into the session! I figured I could fill the rest up at least with some cuddle time, or, some pleasant (sexy) conversation. No chance. She went straight back to her "keep busy" routine. Ugh. I excused myself and got the hell out, my mind going over the two million better ways one could spend $$.0.
Looks: 9 - Gorgeous, slim, tiny, nicely toned. You'd look at her if she was walking down the street. Pictures at http://tinathetranny.com/ are accurate.
Attitude: 2 - Poor attitude. This girl just does not like her job. This is the "anti-GFE" experience. She gives the impression that she'd rather be doing anything else anywhere else.
Service: 3 - CBJ was good, but everything else was terrible. Made no effort to make me feel 'good' in any way. Had to finish myself off. She might be good for a quick BJ, but that's all.
What can I say? I just wish there were more slim, tight SP's out there that look like this. I enjoy very slim, very tiny women (even flat-chested women!), so I'd have definitely been a repeat had the attitude and service been there. So, if anyone knows of a tight little asian girl (the real item or not) looking for some repeat business, just PM me and let me know ;)
Cheers for now, folks. Hopefully my next post will have better news in store for you all :)
First, before I go into my first review, I wanted to make it very clear that this is a Shemale/TS/Transgender review. There is no excuse for posting something like "Ew! Trannies!" If you don't like it, then immediately leave this thread, as you've been forwarned. Thank you.
Second, I'm still rather new to the hobby of pooning, so you'll have to excuse me if I'm not as clear as I should be. If I break some rule or another (written or not), then it was not intentional and I apologize in advance. Please PM me if you have any constructive advice. I've been lurking around for quite awhile, so I *think* I've got the hang of things, but advice is always welcome. Thanks.
The only other SP I've been with is "Crazy" Connie, so keep that in mind while reading :) While Connie may not have been my best, first choice, at least she was *very* eager to please.
Anyway, onto the review!
I was finishing up at work one Friday when I suddenly got "the craving." What the hell, I thought, I'd just load up PERB and see what I can find. I tend to lean towards the more "unusual" SP's and like to try new things, so I was originally in the mood for something MILF-like. I called a few around, and unsurprisingly, they either didn't answer or were unavailable for the rest of the night. Figures. I even tried to get ahold of a pregnant SP to no avail. So, I continued to surf around until I came across Tina's website: http://tinathetranny.com/
Wow! Boy (hah!) was I surprised at how this girl looked. She was no MILF, but she sure filled that "nice, slim asian girl" category that I'm a huge fan of. I looked at the site again, and again, and then again. What the hell, I thought, I'll give her a call and see what her attitude is like.
I called 604-220-5311, and her attitude on the phone was sweet and polite, very informative and understanding. Virtually everything on the menu, $$.0 donation for an hour. Even her voice was attractive! She has that nice, sing-song voice that all asian women seem to have. I was very impressed. So, I booked an appointment. Tina asked me to call 30 minutes before the appointment to finalize all the details, and informed me that she was at Robson and Burrard. Perfect, just a few blocks to walk from my place.
I drove home from work and got cleaned up. Called her at exactly 30 minutes to the appointment time and verified it with her. I used my last couple of minutes to do some research on PERB, and it seems like I was going to be taking one for the team, since there hadn't been an actual *review* yet. I was upbeat.
Arriving at her residence a minute or two early, I buzzed her apartment. Nothing. I buzzed again. Nothing. Frowning, I took out my cell and gave her a call. "Ah," she says, "I'll be right there." No problem, her buzzer is probably broken. Instead, she walks up from behind me and said, "Hello." I guess she was out shopping. She asks, "Aren't you early? I thought you were coming 30 minutes from now." I shook my head and said, "No, I verified it with you for now, 30 minutes ago." Ah well, everyone can slip up like that, so I let it slide.
But, wow, this girl is gorgeous even in real life. Nice and slim, perky tiny tits. Great legs. She was wearing a bikini top and jean shorts. Tanned skin, long asian-black straight hair. Beautiful and just what the doctor ordered. This girl would definitely turn eyes on the street. The best part? Nobody would know her little secret!
Tina escorted me upstairs to her apartment and offered me a drink. This is where things began to go terribly wrong. I tried to make pleasant conversation with her, informing her that I'd never been with a t-girl before. "No problem," she says, "I get first-timers all the time." But, all the time I was trying to talk to her, she was running around doing other things to keep herself busy. Messing around on the computer. Checking random things in the kitchen. Using the washroom. Going into the bedroom and coming back out. Stall tactics.
Fine, I thought, let's just get to business. I presented the donation and got not much in the way of a response. She left to go into the bedroom again, but knowing that since my donation had been presented, the clock was ticking. I wasn't about to get stuck in some "futz around for 30 minutes before we get to the action" trick, so I followed her to the bedroom.
Tina got undressed, and my, she's gorgeous even while naked. Still slim, with nice, perky A-cups. I began to caress her all over, her skin nice and smooth. Her tits were perfectly firm. My god, I thought, if I could just find this figure in a female SP, I'd be in heaven! But, in the meantime, I thought I could just enjoy the company of a TS.
Unfortunately, Tina is not responsive at all. She doesn't mind what you do to her, so it seems, but she definitely does not enjoy her job. Attempts at conversation ended with flat responses. Even my attempts to get her worked up were fruitless.
So, she sprawled out on the bed. I got undressed and followed her in, where I had to ask her to deliver a BJ. This girl just has no initiative at all, so it seems! What proceeded was a rather good CBJ, although not the best I've had. Connie was certainly better at giving out a BJ :)
Well, what the hell, I thought, it's time to try something different. So, I asked her to go cowgirl. Again, she lifelessly got up and applied some lube. She tried half-heartedly to "get it in" so to speak, but then complained, "it's too soft!" What? I found her body to be drop-dead gorgeous, so I swear that I was as hard as a rock, but she still insisted that it was "too soft" to go in. So, she went back to the CBJ for a while, but it still wasn't good enough.
Now, even though I swear I was as hard as a rock, maybe it was something else that was making it a bit limp. Maybe it was her attitude. Maybe it was the fact that she was a TS. But I swear, that thing was hard and ready to go. I even had to give myself a bit of a handjob to make sure it was all set. Why she didn't help with that endeavour, I'll never know.
She started to try cowgirl again, and then her *phone rang.* Surely she's not going to answer it like some of those terrible reviews on PERB, I thought. Oh, look at that, she's going to answer it. Then, she proceeds to sprawl out atop of me while she's chatting with some other client about rates! Five minutes, this call must've gone on for! What the hell?!
Tina gave a meek, insincere "sorry" and came back to bed. By this time, I was a little miffed, and I wanted my FS. So, I asked her to flip over to doggie style, and I'll just force it in that way. Except that she started to give out these crazy, fake moans *before* I even penetrated her. What the hell.
So, that plus the phone killed the mood nicely. I asked her to just finish up with a nice CBJ, except that the lousy service made it difficult for me to get off. "Forget it", I said, "lay down on your back." So, she did, and I proceeded to blow my load over those wonderful, tiny tits of hers while she laid there like a dead fish.
I then looked at the clock and realized that I was only 30 minutes into the session! I figured I could fill the rest up at least with some cuddle time, or, some pleasant (sexy) conversation. No chance. She went straight back to her "keep busy" routine. Ugh. I excused myself and got the hell out, my mind going over the two million better ways one could spend $$.0.
Looks: 9 - Gorgeous, slim, tiny, nicely toned. You'd look at her if she was walking down the street. Pictures at http://tinathetranny.com/ are accurate.
Attitude: 2 - Poor attitude. This girl just does not like her job. This is the "anti-GFE" experience. She gives the impression that she'd rather be doing anything else anywhere else.
Service: 3 - CBJ was good, but everything else was terrible. Made no effort to make me feel 'good' in any way. Had to finish myself off. She might be good for a quick BJ, but that's all.
What can I say? I just wish there were more slim, tight SP's out there that look like this. I enjoy very slim, very tiny women (even flat-chested women!), so I'd have definitely been a repeat had the attitude and service been there. So, if anyone knows of a tight little asian girl (the real item or not) looking for some repeat business, just PM me and let me know ;)
Cheers for now, folks. Hopefully my next post will have better news in store for you all :)