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Nine-Tails
07-18-2006, 01:02 AM
Howdy, folks.

First, before I go into my first review, I wanted to make it very clear that this is a Shemale/TS/Transgender review. There is no excuse for posting something like "Ew! Trannies!" If you don't like it, then immediately leave this thread, as you've been forwarned. Thank you.

Second, I'm still rather new to the hobby of pooning, so you'll have to excuse me if I'm not as clear as I should be. If I break some rule or another (written or not), then it was not intentional and I apologize in advance. Please PM me if you have any constructive advice. I've been lurking around for quite awhile, so I *think* I've got the hang of things, but advice is always welcome. Thanks.

The only other SP I've been with is "Crazy" Connie, so keep that in mind while reading :) While Connie may not have been my best, first choice, at least she was *very* eager to please.

Anyway, onto the review!

I was finishing up at work one Friday when I suddenly got "the craving." What the hell, I thought, I'd just load up PERB and see what I can find. I tend to lean towards the more "unusual" SP's and like to try new things, so I was originally in the mood for something MILF-like. I called a few around, and unsurprisingly, they either didn't answer or were unavailable for the rest of the night. Figures. I even tried to get ahold of a pregnant SP to no avail. So, I continued to surf around until I came across Tina's website: http://tinathetranny.com/

Wow! Boy (hah!) was I surprised at how this girl looked. She was no MILF, but she sure filled that "nice, slim asian girl" category that I'm a huge fan of. I looked at the site again, and again, and then again. What the hell, I thought, I'll give her a call and see what her attitude is like.

I called 604-220-5311, and her attitude on the phone was sweet and polite, very informative and understanding. Virtually everything on the menu, $$.0 donation for an hour. Even her voice was attractive! She has that nice, sing-song voice that all asian women seem to have. I was very impressed. So, I booked an appointment. Tina asked me to call 30 minutes before the appointment to finalize all the details, and informed me that she was at Robson and Burrard. Perfect, just a few blocks to walk from my place.

I drove home from work and got cleaned up. Called her at exactly 30 minutes to the appointment time and verified it with her. I used my last couple of minutes to do some research on PERB, and it seems like I was going to be taking one for the team, since there hadn't been an actual *review* yet. I was upbeat.

Arriving at her residence a minute or two early, I buzzed her apartment. Nothing. I buzzed again. Nothing. Frowning, I took out my cell and gave her a call. "Ah," she says, "I'll be right there." No problem, her buzzer is probably broken. Instead, she walks up from behind me and said, "Hello." I guess she was out shopping. She asks, "Aren't you early? I thought you were coming 30 minutes from now." I shook my head and said, "No, I verified it with you for now, 30 minutes ago." Ah well, everyone can slip up like that, so I let it slide.

But, wow, this girl is gorgeous even in real life. Nice and slim, perky tiny tits. Great legs. She was wearing a bikini top and jean shorts. Tanned skin, long asian-black straight hair. Beautiful and just what the doctor ordered. This girl would definitely turn eyes on the street. The best part? Nobody would know her little secret!

Tina escorted me upstairs to her apartment and offered me a drink. This is where things began to go terribly wrong. I tried to make pleasant conversation with her, informing her that I'd never been with a t-girl before. "No problem," she says, "I get first-timers all the time." But, all the time I was trying to talk to her, she was running around doing other things to keep herself busy. Messing around on the computer. Checking random things in the kitchen. Using the washroom. Going into the bedroom and coming back out. Stall tactics.

Fine, I thought, let's just get to business. I presented the donation and got not much in the way of a response. She left to go into the bedroom again, but knowing that since my donation had been presented, the clock was ticking. I wasn't about to get stuck in some "futz around for 30 minutes before we get to the action" trick, so I followed her to the bedroom.

Tina got undressed, and my, she's gorgeous even while naked. Still slim, with nice, perky A-cups. I began to caress her all over, her skin nice and smooth. Her tits were perfectly firm. My god, I thought, if I could just find this figure in a female SP, I'd be in heaven! But, in the meantime, I thought I could just enjoy the company of a TS.

Unfortunately, Tina is not responsive at all. She doesn't mind what you do to her, so it seems, but she definitely does not enjoy her job. Attempts at conversation ended with flat responses. Even my attempts to get her worked up were fruitless.

So, she sprawled out on the bed. I got undressed and followed her in, where I had to ask her to deliver a BJ. This girl just has no initiative at all, so it seems! What proceeded was a rather good CBJ, although not the best I've had. Connie was certainly better at giving out a BJ :)

Well, what the hell, I thought, it's time to try something different. So, I asked her to go cowgirl. Again, she lifelessly got up and applied some lube. She tried half-heartedly to "get it in" so to speak, but then complained, "it's too soft!" What? I found her body to be drop-dead gorgeous, so I swear that I was as hard as a rock, but she still insisted that it was "too soft" to go in. So, she went back to the CBJ for a while, but it still wasn't good enough.

Now, even though I swear I was as hard as a rock, maybe it was something else that was making it a bit limp. Maybe it was her attitude. Maybe it was the fact that she was a TS. But I swear, that thing was hard and ready to go. I even had to give myself a bit of a handjob to make sure it was all set. Why she didn't help with that endeavour, I'll never know.

She started to try cowgirl again, and then her *phone rang.* Surely she's not going to answer it like some of those terrible reviews on PERB, I thought. Oh, look at that, she's going to answer it. Then, she proceeds to sprawl out atop of me while she's chatting with some other client about rates! Five minutes, this call must've gone on for! What the hell?!

Tina gave a meek, insincere "sorry" and came back to bed. By this time, I was a little miffed, and I wanted my FS. So, I asked her to flip over to doggie style, and I'll just force it in that way. Except that she started to give out these crazy, fake moans *before* I even penetrated her. What the hell.

So, that plus the phone killed the mood nicely. I asked her to just finish up with a nice CBJ, except that the lousy service made it difficult for me to get off. "Forget it", I said, "lay down on your back." So, she did, and I proceeded to blow my load over those wonderful, tiny tits of hers while she laid there like a dead fish.

I then looked at the clock and realized that I was only 30 minutes into the session! I figured I could fill the rest up at least with some cuddle time, or, some pleasant (sexy) conversation. No chance. She went straight back to her "keep busy" routine. Ugh. I excused myself and got the hell out, my mind going over the two million better ways one could spend $$.0.

Looks: 9 - Gorgeous, slim, tiny, nicely toned. You'd look at her if she was walking down the street. Pictures at http://tinathetranny.com/ are accurate.
Attitude: 2 - Poor attitude. This girl just does not like her job. This is the "anti-GFE" experience. She gives the impression that she'd rather be doing anything else anywhere else.
Service: 3 - CBJ was good, but everything else was terrible. Made no effort to make me feel 'good' in any way. Had to finish myself off. She might be good for a quick BJ, but that's all.

What can I say? I just wish there were more slim, tight SP's out there that look like this. I enjoy very slim, very tiny women (even flat-chested women!), so I'd have definitely been a repeat had the attitude and service been there. So, if anyone knows of a tight little asian girl (the real item or not) looking for some repeat business, just PM me and let me know ;)

Cheers for now, folks. Hopefully my next post will have better news in store for you all :)

alkittylover
07-18-2006, 05:05 AM
Sorry to hear about your lousy experience. I have also seen Tina's pics in ads under the name, Brittney.

I have never done the tranny thing myself, but I have heard from those who do experiment in that part of the sex industry that the best TS/TG SP in Van is probably Solaya. She advertises in several places. She's also Asian, taller than Tina and with much bigger boobs. Solaya looks much hotter, dude.

neo-pervert
07-18-2006, 05:31 AM
I concur, Solaya is by far the only authentic Tranny in Van. She takes real good care of her self and is has the most convincing looks. I think she may even have had some palstic surgery on her face recently to make it appear more female.

However, as I have been TS curious, I have phoned them before. Typically trannys run for $.20 and hour. Now some are charging $$ and I think Solaya chrages $$.5. This is just fucking ridiculous. if you had a chouce between a TS at $$ and a real girl at $.5 in some places what would you pick?

Probably the reason why Brittney said it wont go in is because many of them do not actually take it up the ass but they just say they do until they get the money out of your fist...

Also, there is a way greater chance at catching any STD with trannies because they are not known for their safe practices.

Nine-Tails
07-18-2006, 05:35 AM
I have never done the tranny thing myself, but I have heard from those who do experiment in that part of the sex industry that the best TS/TG SP in Van is probably Solaya. She advertises in several places. She's also Asian, taller than Tina and with much bigger boobs. Solaya looks much hotter, dude.

I agree with you on that one, she *is* a lot hotter, but I prefer the small, tiny asian women. Just different strokes for different folks, ya know? :) Thanks for the referral, though, I'll be sure to keep her in mind if I go adventuring into TS-land again.

Nine-Tails
07-18-2006, 05:40 AM
I think Solaya chrages $$.5. This is just fucking ridiculous. if you had a chouce between a TS at $$ and a real girl at $.5 in some places what would you pick?

Yeah, that's the way I look at it, also. I see plenty of cute, tiny asian women out on the street, so I figure at least a few of 'em must be into the SP trade. I'll find one eventually. :)

At $$.0 for the service I got with Tina, I undoubtedly got ripped off.


Probably the reason why Brittney said it wont go in is because many of them do not actually take it up the ass but they just say they do until they get the money out of your fist...

That's how I felt about it. That's why after a while I just went "fuck it" and went back to CBJ. Alas.

Creole Lady Marmalade
07-18-2006, 06:40 AM
Also, there is a way greater chance at catching any STD with trannies because they are not known for their safe practices.


Even SP Trannies?

georgebushmoron
07-18-2006, 06:51 AM
Wow this post reminds me how, as a totally straight guy, I have to be careful when I see a female SP when it comes to my health. It's a good reminder that folks like you who are visiting gay men also frequent female providers. That bumps up the risk rate for guys like me. Take care of yourselves fellas, cuz you're needing all the care you can get.

SInCity67
07-18-2006, 11:30 AM
Wow this post reminds me how, as a totally straight guy, I have to be careful when I see a female SP when it comes to my health. It's a good reminder that folks like you who are visiting gay men also frequent female providers. That bumps up the risk rate for guys like me. Take care of yourselves fellas, cuz you're needing all the care you can get.


I know:mad:

sinnatic
07-19-2006, 05:22 AM
A somewhat alternative review but I liked it, true and honest.

I am sorry about your experience but I have never did a Tranny FS so I cannot tell. But by far, I found trannies give way better CBJ than girls... It is a fact in life that if you know how it feels, you do it better... Sometimes I pick up a tranny SW just to have a really good CBJ.

Big_Al500
07-19-2006, 02:08 PM
First off I doubt that there ary any stats to back up the increased chances of STD's.

Second, and no offence to unknown either, but the poster warned you up front not to continue if you would be offended so don't bash his or her choice:)

I thought it was a great review, sorry to hear it went bad though.
I am a bit confused on the classification of Tina though.
Is she TS or TG?
TS being still with original factory equipment and
TG with after market parts.

Thanks for the review, lookin forward to more:D

neo-pervert
07-19-2006, 02:28 PM
I have not really dabbled into the TS world.
However, in terms of health. When you think about it there are way more guys that post here who frequent the low track. Many of the girls are notorious for doing uncovered oral sex and intercourse. With the epidemics of syphilis and AIDS that are sweeping through the DTES. That would seem to increase the risk 10 fold.

I for one know a guy who frequents DTES on a nightly basis and has un protected sex with street walkers. He goes there specifically for that. This same guy is also a very good customer of a well known MP where a lot of upscale women work.

So taking that into conseideration, we might be wearing blinders a little about our safe little heterosexual world.

FuZzYknUckLeS
07-19-2006, 10:03 PM
Wow this post reminds me how, as a totally straight guy, I have to be careful when I see a female SP when it comes to my health. It's a good reminder that folks like you who are visiting gay men also frequent female providers. That bumps up the risk rate for guys like me. Take care of yourselves fellas, cuz you're needing all the care you can get.
You really should educate yourself.

georgebushmoron
07-19-2006, 11:00 PM
You really should educate yourself.

No kidding! And I thought it was just the TS pooning types making it a riskier hobby for the rest of us! The post above yours tells me low track pooning types are also big risk takers! Yikes!

I'd sure like to know which well known MP this low track guy goes to.

alkittylover
07-20-2006, 03:22 AM
No offense, but if your going to have sex with another guy. Please do it with someone who actually dresses like a male, instead of female.



I hope you take no offense, but this is sort of a redneck attitude. Why judge the sexual practices of others? What's wrong with getting off with a woman who just happened to be born as a male? Some people feel they were born with the wrong equipment. If people like Solaya and Brittney actually feel as if they are a woman with male genitals, who are we to say she's wrong and who are we to say that men who like to have sex with them are wrong in doing so?

Let the world out of this tiny, little box (no pun intended) that you have put it in and let people live as they want.

The point is that Solaya and Brittney (and other TS/TG folks as well) do not think of themselves as "guys." They think of themselves as "girls." I think of them as girls. What does it matter that Solaya probably has a dick bigger than yours or mine? She's a chick. Dig.

I am glad that you are open to same sex practices, but why do you seem to have a bug up your ass about TS/TG people? Like I said at the beginning, seems pretty redneck to me.

Nine-Tails
07-21-2006, 08:12 PM
I just wanted to wrap this thread up by stating that this was the first time I was ever with a TS girl. I will likely not be with a TS girl again, not because of anything negative said in this thread, but because I truly do prefer straight women. This was a little experiment, and obviously it didn't work, even though Tina was one hot cookie even as far as females go.

Now. I pride myself on being a very clean person. After I was with Connie, I got myself tested, abstained for six months, and then got tested again. After I was tested clean, it was a few months before I went on my little adventure with Tina. I got tested a few weeks after, and then I'll get tested again just after Christmas. I will abstain in the meantime. I've had no symptoms, but like to play it safe anyway.

As someone noted above, considering that there are people in the general populace that frequent the low-track, you'd think the risk was higher there. I don't consider myself an expert in STD's, but I do know that with Tina: I always used a condom, even during the CBJ, and, penetration with Tina did not occur. Given these two factors, the fact that Tina prides herself on being clean, and the fact that I test and abstain before pooning again, I don't think I'm the guy you have to worry about.

Worry about those guys out there doing BB FS, taking advantage of the new asian girls who don't know any better.

Now, as for the hate posts regarding my decision to "fuck men" as someone put it, I thought I made it very clear in the beginning of this post that if you don't want to hear about TS/Shemale stuff, then close the thread. The subject makes it clear what this is all about, the preamble makes it clear, and then the review makes it clear. If you don't like what I have to say, then keep your damn mouth shut.

This board exists to give people a way to see whether a SP is worth their money. It does not exist for you to project your own sexual preferences or prejudices onto others.

To clarify for Big_Al500, Tina still has her original equipment. Her A's are fake, but they're nice and firm, and I liked them that way. She's taking all the usual hormones and soforth, and she's in great shape. She'd definitely turn heads on the street, which is why I decided to go in the first place.

Creole Lady Marmalade
07-21-2006, 09:11 PM
I for one know a guy who frequents DTES on a nightly basis and has un protected sex with street walkers. He goes there specifically for that. This same guy is also a very good customer of a well known MP where a lot of upscale women work.

And I hope that those upscale ladies at the MP are educated enough to wrap up the member in all areas of play. If a condom is worn and used correctly, the risk is dramatically cut down.

As an SP I have no doubt that some men have felt to travel to do the dirty with a few survival sex workers unprotected and on the cheap and then come to see me but I've attempted to stop a possible infection from being transmitted to me and then to another client. I can't stop them from seeing me as there is no way to prove that they don't venture to the other side of the tracks, hence the vigilant use of condoms. While we're on the subject it's a rare occurence that you will find an SP, regardless of gender, who will practice without the necessary protection. The demographic doesn't apply as Tina is an SP and SPs usually don't deliberately sell their bodies in an attempt to contract an STI. It's hard enough to make a profit in this business let alone be out for 6-8 weeks clearing up a nasty infection.

georgebushmoron
07-22-2006, 07:27 AM
While we're on the subject it's a rare occurence that you will find an SP, regardless of gender, who will practice without the necessary protection.

Whatever your reasons for believing this, I find it hard to believe you. I often go into dreamland thinking that all SPs (or at least most of them) have common sense enough not to do this, but frankly many many don't. I would hazard a guess that it's not rare at all, but quite common.