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  1. 10-07-2005 06:18 AM #1
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    Talking Day One - Audrey

    Once more, brave Rollerboy entered the
    Realm of the Fabled Ice Princess, Audrey.

    Through winding ways, days and nights
    of mountainous passes, freezing plains,
    a long unyielding journey, sleepless and hungry
    through the Land of Cold and Mist

    Until at last descending into the caverns
    the Lair of the Ice Princess

    A Great Host of Warriors,
    Grim Heroes and craven villains,
    Mighty Lords and callow vassals alike,
    Entombed within Implacable Walls of Ice
    some with choked with Rage, roaring in Defiance
    others greeting their Moment of Doom
    with Laughter,
    puzzlement or realization
    some Weeping at their Fate
    Frozen for all Eternity.

    I played with the Lair's thermostat (minus 32 times 5/9ths, no wait...)

    Spying the red marker stone, I had left scarcely a year prior,
    its smooth shape and runes known so well to me,
    I retrieved it from where it lay,
    untouched and unnoticed at the foot of the throne.
    Rising before me stood the still grandeur of the Ice Princess
    in repose, unmoving, unspeakably serene upon her Throne.

    "Ice Princess, Twice I have knelt before You,
    Enthroned within this Frozen Hall,
    and gazed upon your Sublime Glory.
    I ask you, grant me a glimpse into the Heart of Fire
    which beats beneath your noble breast."

    Her Eyes gleamed brightly, a trick of the light.
    And it seemed that a wry grin revealed itself
    in her unchanging, placid features.

    And in half a moment's breadth, I stood upon the open plains,
    banished forever from the Realm of the Ice Princess.
    My breath turning to fog as it hit the cold air.
    Smiling, I laughed at my own misfortune.
    "So it is, the Fate of the Unworthy, to draw breath and live another day!"
    I held the red stone, as it began to pulse and then beat.
    No longer stone, my heart freed from her wintry spell.

    "Farewell, Great Queen. May You and your Mighty Host,
    slumber peacefully until the Final Days,
    when the warmth of your Fire Reborn thaws the World,
    and the maiden Spring walks freely once again."
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  2. 10-07-2005 06:27 AM #2
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    Smile interpretation

    Audrey is an experience which every Victoria traveller must know at least once, for at least several hours. The most salient aspects don't relate strictly to the bedroom or bedroom activities.

    The obligatory response to meeting and spending an evening with Audrey for the first time is to fall in love with her. This must be quite trying for her, to say the least. Being with Audrey is as close to what it feels like to be in love with the love of your life, while she is still the love of your life, without actually being in love.

    Certainly I felt that way when I saw her last December. I finally repeated after an interlude of nearly a year, but only got half a dose of her I-Rays. This resulted in a 24 hour infatuation, but I was perfectly fine in the morning. Just in time to be crushed by Hurricane Dana. Now Dana is a Force of Nature.
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  3. 10-08-2005 04:55 AM #3
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    Wink Audrey

    ????? L/A/S ????? numbers please!!!!!
    I know, not applicable to the " Ice Princess " If only she granted me daty & kissing, we could be happily in lust for many a year.
    Interesting approach to a review RB hope your further exploits are as intresting. .
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  4. 10-08-2005 05:21 AM #4
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    Fyi

    Now that I'm Indy I offer a GFE with kissing & msog. . Still no Daty though
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  5. 10-08-2005 01:49 PM #5
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    The Pink, the Pearl, the Perfection of her Sex

    Man, I hope you're not expecting an honest answer to that question, CL!

    Straight 10's. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.
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  6. 10-10-2005 12:25 AM #6
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    Thumbs up

    Roller boy is right 10's it is, But Ice Princess no, once you have gazed into the most smoldering set of eyes you have ever seen, kissed the delicate lips, explored that amazing body, and listened to the wisdom. Maybe it was a dream but what a dream.
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  7. 10-10-2005 12:58 AM #7
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    Exclamation Inde????

    Inde???? I didn't get that memo. Almost gfe then hey.....
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  8. 10-10-2005 01:22 AM #8
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    My indy transition has been kept pretty quiet. New pics & info will be on bcdarlings later this week. Until then, I can be reached here.

    Coitus-longus. I think I need to refresh your memory .
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  9. 10-10-2005 03:14 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by who
    Roller boy is right 10's it is, But Ice Princess no, once you have gazed into the most smoldering set of eyes you have ever seen, kissed the delicate lips, explored that amazing body, and listened to the wisdom. Maybe it was a dream but what a dream.
    Eyes most smoldering and a heart alive with passion, yet she remains my Ice Princess, in wintry repose.

    Ice Princesses are not renowned for their warmth (an occupational hazard), but there she is.

    I thought I'd been banned, and here was my way of saying, "Goodbye. I will always remember that One Perfect Day. No, no... I'll pry my foot out of my mouth when I get home!"

    Who can read these darn Enigmas?
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  10. 10-10-2005 06:07 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Audrey
    New pics & info will be on bcdarlings later this week. Until then, I can be reached here.
    BCdarlings.com? I didn't see anything there yet.
    Bwhahaha!
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    now I see.....

    Nice Tooshie!!

    Bwhahaha!
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  12. 10-13-2005 08:27 AM #12
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    Exclamation

    Damn, those are crazy beautiful buns.

    Bum looker!
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  13. 10-14-2005 12:55 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by rollerboy
    Damn, those are crazy beautiful buns.

    Bum looker!
    And both the buns and the B's are perfect, she's a natural born beauty..., she does not have muscle yet she is very toned...the buns...nice to grap on, her B's are great to fondle with...

    rollerboy, MY SECOND WAVE IS TONIGHT..........hehehe
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  14. 10-14-2005 01:06 AM #14
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    Wow

    Mighty sweet, indeed!!! It takes an exceptional ass to get me to comment on it...exceptional it is!

    ---Dr. Moe
    DARE to keep kids off Ritalin!
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  15. 10-14-2005 01:19 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigmoe69er
    Mighty sweet, indeed!!! It takes an exceptional ass to get me to comment on it...exceptional it is!

    ---Dr. Moe
    Agreed, Dr. Moe...she's got an exceptional piece of ASS...
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